1) “Backstage at a daily television talk show, this very nervous celebrity was sweating the following last-minute briefing from her publicist in front of another guest. “Remember: prim and proper! Don’t show any cleavage! Sit up straight! Keep your hands folded in front of you and your legs firmly crossed. Look confident and smile the whole time, even if it hurts! Talk about your husband and kid/s and famous family whenever possible. We can’t control their questions, so if they bring up the subject of you-know-who, just stick to the script and you’ll be fine. Whatever you do: Don’t. F*cking. Cry!”” [Blind Gossip]